The Kingdom of Santo Escobar is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Louis X with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.782 billion Santo Escobarians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brasileia. The average income tax rate is 10.2%.

The strong Santo Escobarian economy, worth 120 trillion Real Escobarinoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 67,489 Real Escobarinoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Imprisonment is the leading cause of disownment, the judicial branch is strongly influenced by major corporations, claiming that "my cousin said it was legal" is a common courtroom defense, and the citizenship exam requires years of study to actually pass. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Santo Escobar's national animal is the Águia, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Laicismo.

Santo Escobar is ranked 223,992^nd in the world and 328^th in The League for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -5.48 on the Clooney Contribution Index.